I kept it hidden under blankets during the day. If you are auditioning for an absurdist comedy, this piece may be a good fit for you. I quickly glanced towards the radiator to see if it was covered. Thank you! 1. It's been getting in the way of their relationship and in this one act play, Cassandra and Robert decide if they should continue dating because of it. Hes a wellshaped, clean-lipped gentleman. In this monologue, Johnny attacks the auditioner for his invasiveness. I dont fit. and there was this vast feeling growing in me and all around me and they couldnt stop me and no one could stop me and I was there and coming and coming. ELIZABETH He has feelings for Greg, and later on in the play it seems as though these may be reciprocated. Autumn inherited her illness from her father who killed himself, and with whom she felt a natural kinship she cannot share with her mother, Amelia, and her sister. Insane Person Monologue Female 0 Recommend Jordan Becknell Posted 11-12-2019 13:43 Reply Reply Privately Hi! .) have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most? Number four, Mrs. Darnell! I might pumice my feet. And Mr Podkolyosin isnt too bad, either. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. and wears high heels and sexy business suits, she is SBF1s best friend, confidante, and alter ego. Six people come together, each for their own reasons, at a restaurant on the Lower East Side. $8.99. SPECTACULAR! (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Danger) But sometimes people just wont listen. A monologue from the play by Terrence McNally. It is traditionally men who are seen as the harsher sex in modern society and thus it is with fascination that people view female killers, almost as women who are going against the grain of being female, as it were. Moving fluidly from present survivor monologues to past scenes with the troubled teen, friends and family come to terms with Rachels disease and the roles, however unwitting, that they played in her death as they learn to carry on. They took me in, accepted me, but did any of you love me? So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Death Tax 3. Why? Discover the works of Arthur M. Jolly (he, him), download free monologues for auditions and classes, purchase playscripts, ask questions, and get all the info on upcoming productions. I don't do that stuff. A monologue from the play by Carlo Goldoni. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Pregnancy) I mean despite the fact that, well, Im in a fat suit that I cant take off and despite the fact that pretty much everyones makin fun of me behind my back. But I felt triumphant because I was a separate person from them. AFTER THREE MONTHS THAT RADIATOR WAS . (. Heh, sorry mom. A Comedic and Dramatic Monologue for Women from the Play, ANNIE JUMP AND THE LIBRARY OF HEAVEN by Reina Hardy 'Annie Jump and the Library of Heaven' (KJ): "I can't afford to screw this up" April 6, 2022 Her uncle, Marcellus da Man, calls a press conference on . Ilona, the waitress at the restaurant, recounts to the audience a few moments and feelings from her life. Because thats not what Rome is about. In the meantime, Im very depressed. Yet cant he be cured of his timidity, by being taught to be proud of his wife? Click below for the complete play, The Victory Garden Plays, from which Alice's monologue comes: The Victory Garden Plays, a full-length play in 7 parts. She wasnt really. Probably. Two oclock in the morning, he leans over, taps me on the shoulder and says, Ive had an affair with Charlotte Korman. Who asked him? A monologue from the play by Oliver Goldsmith, Act the first, Scene (A chamber in an old fashioned house). Everybody is going to tell you what they know, but nobody knowsexcept your Aunt K elly. I want to enjoy my freedom first. We listen to the city with her for a while.) Winona Ryder has always been good at playing "lost" characters. Read about British playwright Matt Fox. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. So I got an electric guitar, learned three chords, and conned some chicks into starting a band with me. Fabulation, or the Re-Education of Undine. So, I destroyed one innocent life after another. Lillian this is not the you I know. And a great bass player. When Autumn comes upon them discussing Amelias social ambitions, Helen lies and says they were just saying how sad that their father wouldnt be present at Helens wedding. Thats Faith. After losing his wife and job he is willing to try anything. And if I told you that yust MILDRED: Please do not mock at my attempts to discover how the other half lives. 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She explains to Laura that Mack had told her that before anything could happen between them she would have to choose between him and Peter. But he will. "Mr. An Ideal Husband, Mabel Chiltern's monologue, "Well, Tommy has proposed again ..", The Importance of Being Ernest, Lady Bracknell's Monologue, 'Mr. Fabulation, or the Re-Education of Undine, 15 Best Classical Monologues For Women From Plays, 22 Best Comedic Monologues For Females From Movies, HAROLD AND MAUDE MONOLOGUE (MRS. CHASEN), 7 Best Modeling Agencies In Iowa (Up-to-date & Current Listings), 19 Dramatic Shakespeare Monologues For Women, 21 Contemporary Dramatic Monologues For Women From Published Plays, 24 Classical Dramatic Monologues For Women. Indeed, virtue gets up upon marriage sometimes and manageth it in the right way, but marriage is of another piece; for as a horse may be without a man, and a man without a horse. Its a list. There was booze but there were too many snacks and not enough Ann Summers toys or something. Is the subject of sex being overexploited by our mass media? Well, that would have to be yes, wouldnt it? Blah, blah, blah. Um. If you buy something through one of these links, we may earn an affiliate commission at no additional cost to you. Not her. Nothing personal, but I dont think were going to have our affair. Marry? Its always going to hurt the rst time. I could not bear it. Check out our monologue collection for more awesome monologues. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others. Cost is $11.00 for this set of four monologues in digital format. Her past dysfunctional sexual relationships haunt her through the guise of an Everyman Lover who lives mostly in Julias mind. The corpse, and his adorable family. You are a . Why should she die of influenza when she come through diphtheria right enough the year before? My defenses drop. () Yes, you are a dull maid alate, methinks you had need have somewhat to quicken your green sickness; do you weep? Read other plays a fun filled musical (Madrababes) by Matt Fox. (She goes to her desk, gets some paper and writes the names on them.) . Just kidding! Lucky for her, shes a trust fund baby. Im the unfit fitter. Griffith High School. She mentions that she thought about staying in Prague, and the translator asks her if her father would miss her. these get sent to the FBI, analyzed, Xeroxed and burned. I put it in her sock drawer two days later. Teenaged Julia is at the funeral of a friend who died as a result of an eating disorder. Blacktop Sky 16. Notes: This is a very funny monologue. in this great country of ours there must be thousands of people who are sending you poisoned post. Today, and God knows how many bands later, not much has changed. Ty is my pal, I dont begrudge her a boyfriend. Then shes quite gone;Theres no means to help her, nay, for a need,Wilt swear unto thy credulous fellow lechersThat thart more in favour with a ladyAt first sight than her monkey all her lifetime.How many of our sex by such as thouHave their good thoughts paid with a blasted nameThat never deserved loosely, or did tripIn path of whoredom beyond cup and lip?But for the stain of conscience and of soul,Better had women fall into the handsOf an act silent than a bragging nothing.Theres no mercy int. It wasnt! I left that show knowing I had to have my own band. . From a disappointing journey in Hell to a blood-stained Banana Republic dress, take an eerie ride with these unique characters and their drama. Elizabeth and her mother are safe. Trees, grapes, most garden equipment, and hair product a good friend of the family, Emily, is convinced that her little baby, Shawna, who was delivered stillborn just last spring, has come back to life as a George Foreman Grill. A monologue from the screen play by Colin Higgins. Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. . I love you, Miss Shelton, I love you. This is our monologue hub. Throughout this monologue, we would never guess that tonight is the night she will be found out by the Gestapo, and sent to prison for her work. She borrowed it and now . Honestly, this choosing business is so difficult. I am always telling that to your poor uncle, but he never seems to take much notice . Judge Dredd Digital - Free ebook download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read book online for free. What are you, around 60? Irena describes her plight as an ally to the escaping children and families during WWII. Nick is gay. . I was languishing with hunger, but oh, dear Mother . Julia, a poor, depressed young woman without health insurance seeks free help under the care of Dr. Nukulye, an Anglo-Kenyan psychiatry resident seeking certification in the U.S. Dotingor where they? It took incredible will power not to let go, but I held on, whispering, Mags, if you let go of this crayon, youll be run over by a truck on Newberry Street, so help you God! . I saw the band X at The Whiskey and I fell in love with punk rock. She's much better than your ex-wife. Why have they gone? The heat, the smell, the brilliance that sank and rose . Using these guidelines, the actor can quickly pinpoint the perfect monologue, then find the text in the Samuel French or Dramatist Play Service edition of the play. Not that I fit anywhere. Yes, and cant IBut I vow Im disposing of the husband, before I have secured the lover. I went down to the kitchen and made myself a cream cheese and jelly sandwich on date-nut bread. Thats part of my resettlement software. That was 20 years ago. 3. His death and her inaction to prevent it are the subjects of this riveting monologue. Ow, ow, ow! Her father had depression, too. Oh come on, it was high school dance. A monologue from the screenplay by Diablo Cody. if you could call what happened a rescue. She speaks to her mother. and nothing was said, and I never did it again till this year. I mean, like, how could I, like, get an F? Oh, and by the way Elton, she had a boyfriend, and you were weird.. All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie in her pretty pink tutu. However, feel free to browse tips and download any public domain (free) monologues on our site. Arent we lucky to be living in such a civilised age? . Last week? My first instinct was to turn it over to the police and let them sort her out. . I am very happy for you. Now then, are you ready, Harold? Creepy Monologues Tara Meddaugh Playwright Blog Creepy Monologues October 17, 2019 If you're looking for some creepy or thriller monologues this Halloween, check out these 10 dark monologues. Unfortunately, Ive come to in New Jersey to confront my sister Scarlet about some recent credit-card purchases she made without my knowledge. LOOK at that f***ing COOKIE!! A monologue from the play by Sophocles. But I would be much obliged if you would ask Mr. Bunbury, from me, to be kind enough not to have a relapse on Saturday, for I rely on you to arrange my music for me. He said it anyway. (Female, Dramatic, 18-22, Depression) Her mother has stopped eating and Melinda knows that she is dying. Thats Macbeth, you know-nothing twit. You look like a nice couple. However, if he be so young, so handsome, and so everything as you mention, I believe hell do still. What durst move you, sir,To think me whorish, a name which Id tear outFrom the high Germans throat if it lay ledger thereTo dispatch privy slanders against me?In thee I defy all men, their worst hatesAnd their best flatteries, all their golden witchcraftsWith which they entangle the poor spirits of fools,Distressed needlewomen, and trade-falln wives.Fish that must needs bite or themselves be bitten,Such hungry things as these may soon be tookWith a worm fastned on a golden hook:Those are the lechers food, his prey; he watchesFor quarrelling wedlocks, and poor shifting sisters:Tis the best fish he takes. Unfortunately, because of copyright restrictions, we cannot sell to persons in your country. Unfortunately, because of copyright restrictions, we cannot sell to persons in your country. Although I dont know where those fit in, metaphysically speaking. Must be Friday. . Oh man she scared the shit out of me! () I knew she was always a proud sl*t; and now the wench hath played the fool and married, because forsooth she would do like the gentry. . When he told me, I didnt say a word. Peta, twenty, has run away to London for a couple of weeks in an attempt to get away from her life back in Liverpool. . Wish me luck. The Adventure of the Seed, a 5-minute monologue play. Every girl here is afraid of you. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Violence) Petas bedsit, London. Helena is depressed as Demetrius doesn\'t love her anymore. And dont think Regina is the meanest girl in this school. Unfortunately, Dr. Nukulyes insistence that she has repressed homosexuality leads to his suggestion that she seek the help of a surrogate female sex partner. This character sits in a church at a funeral for one of their classmates. It is intercut with recollections from the past. MAL-I-BU BAR-BIE! It felt very sweet, it was a feeling from very long ago, it was very soft. It is the end of term, Mack and Benny are graduating and the contract is up on their flat. Brooklyn Boy 6. Lets take you and Erica. ANNA: I s'pose if I tried to tell you I wasn't- that- no more you'd believe me, wouldn't you? Add To Cart. Hoard of the Dragon Queen 5e tenfootpole org. Nobody is coming to save you. Im afraid of you half the time. You can raise the price of stamps again. Anyway, its not as bad as it sounds Still. (Female, Serio-Comedic/Dramatic, 20s 40s) I hate women who tell me they never had one. Either way, bitter and rock and roll end up together. Thats absolutely. . Yes, were all thinking it. Here are her picks for best teenage comedic monologues for girls and boys. You have successfully purchased store credit. Because the loathing I pour into these pages is so ripe, so full-to-bursting, that it is my firm belief that anyone. This is dreadful oh God, please make it Anuchkin! I know you will never read this letter. I say friend. After he decided he couldnt come to my birthday party because it was too much of a commitment I decided that Id give him my Virginia County. From conventional to new age he is on a journey to find the root of his mental illness. Most people don't make it past fifty. . a viper, like your Aunt Kelly. Naturally, I wanted to try it myself, so I grabbed a red one and pressed it down against the hissing lid. But I dont cry about it any more. Mummy screamed . Prague. A monologue from the play by Nikolai Gogol. I told him he didnt have to say that. And my hearts pounding. Do it, Jessica. Just click Shakespeare! . Do you go to sleep easily? Id say so. Ssssh! In this monologue, Foreigner breaks the ice by talking about teddy bears, and then explains how her relationship with her father changed after she saw a gruesome picture of him during the war. I mean, what mistakes did I make? Monologues MENTALLY DISTURBED MALE/ FEMALE DRAMATIC 1min 35-70 YEARS OLD (To total strangers) What a beautiful wife. People come that like, didnt R.S.V.P.! So, O.K., like the Haitians need to come to America but some people are all, What about the sprain on our resources? And its like, when I had this garden party for my fathers birthday and its all catered, you know, I said R.S.V.P. because its a sit down dinner. There is no more affinity betwixt virtue and marriage than betwixt a man and his horse. So I have created an online play publishing company that will publish and sell plays! (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Bi-Polar Disorder) [] Well, if he refuses, instead of breaking my heart at his indifference, Ill only break my glass for its flattery, set my cap to some newer fashion, and look out for some less difficult admirer. A monologue from the play by David Garrick. Synopsis: A woman tries to say a few words at her son's funeral, but when a cell phone rings, she digresses into a frustrated funny tangent about the ills of cell phones in modern life. Know why? To make salads, or else cried up and down for samphire. That movie The Bodyguard is a lie. O, but a virtuous marriage, you say? American Psycho is a 2000 Canadian-American horror film directed by Mary Harron, who co-wrote the screenplay with Guinevere Turner.Based on the 1991 novel of the same name by Bret Easton Ellis, it stars Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman, a New York City investment banker who leads a double life as a serial killer. Boston University Stage Troupe, MA, USA, 2021 Im majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh! A monologue from the play by Caryl Churchill. . Oh and this whole Josh and Ty thing was wiggin me more than anything. A Louisiana Gentleman is a comedy that exposes Blaine Ashton, a young medical student desperate to choose among three women: his manic sixteen year-old sister, a seductive middle aged actress, and his alcoholic, duty-driven aunt. I wanna give this to youbut I have to kind of explain it to you rst. But not always pure. I do lewd things. What are you writing? There is something so sterile, so impersonal about it. Youre gonna hit your peak in five years. PLEASE NOTE: Lady Killers was written as a set of 3 monologues, with the author making the fourth monologue available as an addendum to the script, tagged at the end of it. My boyfriend, Johnny Miller, had his dad drive us to see Ike and Tina Turner at the Hollywood Bowl. In this way, through osmosis, little droplets of contagion are being rubbed into your leathery flesh every day. Dont be shy. One. Still quite an embarrassing one to explain to your parents. With every mouthful you just saw this look of pure gratitude crossing her face like I cant believe Im getting to eat this this is awesome. Should sex education be taught outside the home? Oh, I would say no, wouldnt you, Harold? Um. Thats Sally. To see the difference of these seasons! The Importance Of Being Earnest. . But Ive met girls like you before and I can tell you, if you dont change your life, youre about ten years away from being a divorced Real Estate agent with chipped nail tips. Oh, (chuckles into her hand ) stupid Frank wrote this. A strong dose of love is worse than one of ratafia; when it once gets into our heads, it trips up our heels, and then good night to discretion. . . And you know why he told me, Barney? like when youre making love; and bad dreams even the worst ones are soon forgotten. 2. Why? Somebody pinched it, and what I say is, them that pinched it, done her in. Huh! And do you know what they got me? You know what my proof is? How oft it chances that in dreams a man Has wed . . This store is PCI Compliant, Please log in to begin your shopping experience. [] He must have more striking features to catch me, I promise you. When he tapped me on the shoulder in the middle of the night I thought he wanted me! Tonight we made 13.50 each. Sixty-two. Yes, you would! Excuse me, Barney. New Kid Next Door is out now as a radio play by Gather by the Ghostlight Podcast, hosted by Jonathan Cook, performed by Luke Romagnoli, Kelsie Johnson, and Sophie Cook. I find that just as annoying as those sistas who have never experienced cramps. Um I might go to Brenstone Unitarian Church. Youre elusive and ungetable, a real catch. HULLABALOO Maggie is deeply distressed over her son who spent the previous night in the slammer. Bates. You can try to stop me. Absolutely not. Colin, twenty-two years older than Peta, is as much a father to her as a lover. Do you have ups and downs without obvious reason? Oh, thats you, Harold! . Your registration has been updated. I used to think Clive was the one who liked sex. Right? My tongue gets thick. shell certainly have this Gayless: nay, were she as well convinced of his poverty as I am, shed have him. A monologue from the screen play by Nia Vardalos. Cause I got bored and had sex with you? Bates, may I please speak with you? LIKE DREAMING, BACKWARDS, by Kellie Powell. This wedlock with thy mother fear not thou. Its something no man will ever understand, and anyway they just dont want to. Insane Person Monologue Female Jordan Becknell 11-12-2019 13:43 Hi! Venita is an African-American woman who has been ostracized from her family for marrying a white man named George. I touch my face, it was there, my arm, my breast, and my hand sent down where I thought it shouldnt, and I thought well there is somebody there. Copyright 2023 PerformerStuff. What, youre going to go to Paris with Helen now?! So, did I really wanna be sluggin it out in little clubs still chasing that rock n roll dream when I was 45? Were living in a new guiltless society. Simply click on the appropriate link below to access the full monologue lists. That night. I wonder if they have that in my size! It was more like a rout! So I pressed down harder, my fingers steaming and blistering. Monologues From Published Disney Plays Female Monologues. Hiding. Josh needs someone with imagination, someone to take care of him, someone to laugh at his jokes in case he ever makes anythe suddenly. She reveals that after her husband, Nick, came back from the war, he wasnt the same. Step 1: Select the amount you would like to purchase: Step 2: Send a customized personal message. Let fate decide. 10 Raging Lunatic Monologues DARK PLACE Jeffrey lost his mind but receives a visitation form a friend while cooped up in a mental asylum. 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When I was of your bord, he missed me not a night, I was kept at it; I took delight to learn, and he to teach me, pretty brown gentleman, he took pleasure in my company; but you are dull, nothing comes nimbly from you, you dance like a plumbers daughter, and deserve two thousand pounds in lead to your marriage, and not in goldsmiths ware. Unfortunately, because of copyright restrictions, we cannot sell to persons in your country. A hilarious climax forces Blaine to decide in which world he belongs and bridge the painful gap to adulthood. All that remains is to put them in my purse, shut my eyes, and thats it what will be, will be. Chapel Hill Thespians, NC, USA 2019 I have to haul a** to the kitchen, re-distribute the food and like squish in extra place-settings and people are on mismatched chairs and all. Turn. In this monologue, Blaine speaks to his newborn baby about his mentally retarded sister Dale. Ill write all their names on a bit of paper, roll them up tight, then so be it. She is so accomplished. Mr. . Gem Of The Ocean 4. OH, GARDNER, ITS A MOUNTAIN OF ROTTING GARBAGE! Of course in a sense you were right. . It was very late at night. I thought about the lessons of family provided in Martins book and had to admit that since buying those stones, Scarlet has been doing better. This store is PCI Compliant, Please log in to begin your shopping experience. Why should a mortal man, the sport of chance, With no assured foreknowledge, be afraid? And so had I. I mean, it was mostly my fault. In what way are the others worse? Best live a careless life from hand to mouth. Okay, okayso hes kind of a Baldwin. I looked like a scarecrow what with the bags under my eyes and bits of crayon wrapper leaking out of my clothes. This toxin will be passed upwardsit is the nature of bureaucracies to pass things verticallytill eventually. Yes, were all thinking it. But why, good fisherman,Am I thought meat for you, that never yetHad angling rod cast towards me? I thought my hand might go through into space. Because at least you dont have to have the evidence under your sweater. RED: glazed cherries laced with rum . She attempts to tell her doctor how she started writing. .! She was very high-functioning. (She drinks some wine.) This brief selection of examples shows how Spregelburd's translation neutralizes the ambiguities in the source text by determining a female character to the main voice in the play (1, 2), attributing a male identity or a generic nature to entities that are not defined in terms of gender (3) and using masculine generic forms in the target text in Spanish (4). Nick has a love of the Existentialists. Upon learning of his heritage, the romance cannot be allowed. Theyve gone. My latest husband. (She isnt finding anything in Leos collection.) For some reason, my guidance counselor took an interest in me. 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